It’s so weird how the world is floating like what if it falls
THIS POST MADE ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE
oh my god is this post even real like i cannot believe tumblr has reached a new low in scientific understanding I didnt think we could get any worse but here we are
remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign
And my personal favorite
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I had to reblog this, I’m sorry
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck