Rosie-Posie

15.
New Zealand.

tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via acoustic-cal)

saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

(via gnarly)

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

(via thehilariousblog)

ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

image

(Source: jay-ackles, via thehilariousblog)

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

(Source: fxckyork, via iamthewhitegirl)

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

(Source: neverforget14, via lagio)

grizzlybeargrenade:

one day you will become a killing machine and murder many people
godspeed little hippo

grizzlybeargrenade:

one day you will become a killing machine and murder many people

godspeed little hippo

(Source: baby-whatchyamacallits, via lagio)

mrsdwightkschrute:

realest shit ever.

(Source: peetahales, via lagio)

supermoclel:

thatonesuperwholockian:

supermoclel:

oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak

…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.

listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about

(via thehilariousblog)

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via tyleroakley)

thatsonofamitch:

landofthelosers:

cannot see the haters

or speak japanese

thatsonofamitch:

landofthelosers:

cannot see the haters

or speak japanese

(Source: ultravoilets, via raven-the-native)

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: paulbearer, via lagio)